Miss Jamaica

A hilarious sketch from After Hours. I love Miss Jamaica!!! nice work mr. translator! LOL This surely made my day! Listen closely then maybe you'll figure it out. =P


* "Miss Jamaica's" answer, got this from a comment in youtube

Let mi tell yu firs ting right...
Dis dis contess a one idiat biznis dis yu nuwa.
Dem a surroun mi wid a buncha magga magga white gal
who na eat nutin but rahtid salad.
And mi caan fin ox tail han no rice han peas no pleyace
And mi tyad a dis idiat bludclaat white bway a ax me
Dis idiat bludclaat white bway a ax me mi biznis yu nuwa
Yu mus tell im fi guweh!
Bumbuclaat!